Mansfield Ave.

Look what I stumbled across as I was lost and confused on the way to the DMV. #BADSIGN?

Being a NYC Native has jinxed me in terms of the driving situation. Not only am I petrified of the whole idea of actually operating a motor vehicle, but I have an accident prone chihuahua

(BELOW)

I'm proud to announce that he has lost the cast (and his testies)

And a Pink tattoo of Jayne Mansfield's signature on my forearm

Castless James Dean and my baby Janye Tatt.

And I've already gotten into a car accident my first week in Los Angeles, so basically I'm praying that I don't become a statistic. My life in LA has been like that one scene in "Clueless" where she messes up at the DMV, but like Groundhog day because it wont end.

Hopefully I'll get it togoether to conquer my fear and the evil organization that is the department of motor vehicles. In the meantime, I'll be REWINDING THIS

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2